boy lang let us join hands to protect our health for the revolution
I.
Cold Winter
Shaanbei Cave Dwellings
Xiao Li tightened his slightly greasy sheepskin jacket and lit up his extinguished cigarette.
This jacket was passed down from his grandfather, who was once a Red Guard. It was said that the Chairman himself had touched it. To Xiao Li, it was like a level-three buff refined by the guild's chief enchanter!
Xiao Li was not old; he was in the prime of his life at twenty-five or twenty-six.
II.
Imperial City
32 Floors Underground Air Raid Shelter in Chaoyang District Plaza
"Yesterday, another comrade of ours died suddenly while tracking clues due to a sudden increase in pace, causing his heart rate to exceed his limit! This is the fifth such incident this year," Li Jianguo put down his phone, which displayed news about the incident, with words like "marathon" and "sudden death" flashing on the screen. Few knew that this robust man with a square face was actually a core member of the Chaoyang Masses. This organization was as famous as the KGB, CIA, and China's Shaxian Snacks. Therefore, Li Jianguo was on par with James Bond and Ethan Hunt, enjoying a director-level treatment.
Due to our overall economic development, domestic and foreign hostile elements have not given up their destructive activities, which have become increasingly rampant. With the development of the times, their methods and tools have also advanced, often using subways, Didi, Uber, and other tools to evade our tracking. Many of our comrades have not yet moved beyond the old mindset of using cloth shoes and newspapers, and using old methods against new enemy tactics often leads to losses. These are lessons written in blood.
Through the blinds, Li Jianguo's gaze fell on Zhao Sufen from the External Relations Department. Time had not taken away much of her beauty; instead, it had concentrated the charm of a mature woman. The title of 'Song Hye-kyo of Tiantongyuan' was well-deserved. Unfortunately, most of the Chaoyang Masses were like Zhao Sufen, excelling in identification and investigation skills but lacking in physical prowess.
"How to improve the physical fitness of the Chaoyang Masses and ensure that comrades have an overwhelming advantage in physical strength and speed when facing evil forces is an urgent matter," veteran member Li Jianguo worried silently.
In response to the call for mass innovation and entrepreneurship, he plunged into the loess plateau that nurtured him, intending to awaken this ancient land with advanced Internet+ agriculture thinking.
At the end of last year, Xiao Li teamed up with Wang Xiaohua from the neighboring village, who was doing Internet green dates, Liu Dajun from the front village, who was doing Internet ecological farming, and his cousin Li Ergou from the back mountain, who was doing original ecological mountain goods, to form the Shaanbei Running Group. Besides keeping fit, they also shared issues about Internet entrepreneurship.
As winter passed and spring came, the team remained as small as before, with only a few members. The imagined scene of raising the king's flag on the city wall and heroes coming to meet did not materialize. Instead, the long-term lukewarm activities made even the die-hard fans lose interest, with frequent late arrivals, early departures, and absences. This was not a good sign.
"But how can we attract more villagers to join our running group?" Xiao Li's brow furrowed even more.
III.
Special Zone
Dameisha Beach
Zhang Quandan, who always liked to call himself by his English name Michael Jack and French name Hélodie Jacqueline.
At this moment, he stood by the sea, immersed in thoughts about the running group business:
Since the elder drew a circle here, the economy began to take off. The once fishing village had undergone great changes, with modern high-rise buildings springing up. The once agile surfers had become successful people with big bellies.
Zhang Quandan could no longer find his former self; the agile figure only existed deep in his mind.
Therefore, he, along with his suspected lover Li Xiaohua, suspected rival Zhao Tiezhu, and good friend Tang Maru, formed the Futukang Special Zone United Running Group. Thanks to Zhang Quandan's popularity as an internet celebrity, the running group activities were thriving. Along with the famous square dance group Liu Dama 1905 Dance Group, they were known as the 'Twin Beauties of Pengcheng.' However, a real problem was now before him:
The running group had been in deficit for three months, the team uniforms had not been bought, and the prizes for the New Year event were not yet secured. They couldn't always rely on Li Xiaohua to swindle money from Zhao Tiezhu; he had already put in his wife's savings.
"We need to find a way to increase revenue!" Zhang Quandan decided as he brushed some bread crumbs from his mustache into his mouth.
IV.
Look,
All groups in this world have so many helpless moments,
Young man, are you also struggling with attracting new members to your running group, lacking appealing activities, having no clue about organization and management, and lacking scientific exercise guidance?
Have you been struggling for years but still can't find the future of your running group? Are you worried about a team uniform?
What a coincidence, we are here with solutions to these problems!
We are
Codoon City Running Group!
Our goal is
to make running groups easy for everyone!
To help every running group grow, to make every group leader prosperous, and to make every Chinese person healthy through exercise!
People are iron, food is steel, and exercise is the steel mill!
Only with exercise can we have a healthy body, and only with a healthy body can we better build socialism with Chinese characteristics!
Young man,
shall we join hands to protect our health for the revolution?
Codoon City Running Group, I am the leader, recruiting nationwide!
Convenient team management!
Initial team-building benefits!
Online and offline training!
Official resource promotion!
Global running group competition!
Honor and achievement system!
Waiting for you to join!